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 Submitted by Wally Morse - emailed to Frank & Marilyn Black If you need a laugh, read through these Children's Science Exam Answers. These are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen). A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U. Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby. Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section" A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome. Q: What does the word "benign" mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
"There is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats."
"He that plants a tree loves other besides himself." "The woods were made for the hunters of dreams;The brooks for the fisher of song;
To the hunters who hunt for the gunless game;The streams and the woods belong." "The cultivation of trees is the cultivation of the good,
the beautiful, and the enobling." "The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere
where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does
one feel that all is as it should be and that God wishes to see people happy, amidst the
simple beauty of nature. As long as this exists, and it certainly always will, I know that
then there will always be comfort for every sorrow, whatever the circumstances may be.
And I firmly believe that nature brings solace in all troubles."
"The only words that ever satisfied me as describing Nature are the terms used in the fairy
books, "charm," "spell," "enchantment." ...A tree grows fruit because it is a magic tree.
"Canoeing takes only a few simple tools, a few refined movements that require a short time to learn and a lifetime to master, and a willingness to be a joyful apprentice to your craft for the remainder of your days." - Gordon Grant "It's June. Time for canoeing and hiking and skipping stones on quiet bays. Time for loon calls and lemonade." -Jerry Wilber |
Water runs downhill because it is bewitched. The sun shines because it is bewitched."